• Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

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rickytreble:

EAT 
SLEEP
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX
GERMAN SUPLEX

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el diseño culiao feo!

el diseño culiao feo!

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  • Seth Rollins walks into Triple H and Stephanie's office 30 seconds after Lesnar defeats Cena and places his MITB briefcase on the desk.
  • Triple H: Seth, what are you-
  • Seth: Nah, I'm good.
  • Stephanie: But Seth-
  • Seth: No; I wanna live.
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seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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Nice :D

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por fin alguien lo escribe bien!

por fin alguien lo escribe bien!

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